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There would be some very long commutes to work!


If you could travel to another dimension

Then I could pick a fight with my "other-dimensional self" just so I could say I was conflicted with myself.

If u could b ruler of the world...

I would choose to travel to the Bizarro dimension with the hopes of finding my bizarro twin. Niffirg ..EDIT (too slow)

I would rule the world with an iron fist, and a silver tongue. And on the weekends I would go fishing.

If the banana was actually a sentient form of life, except that it had no way of communicating, and all this time we have been eating them like savages

they would one day rise up to engulf us in their mushy, yellow mouths.

If the oceans dried up . . .

we had no water and died ...

If I was a clown ...

Then I would attend a lot of children's parties as the entertainment!

If the sun began to rise in the west instead of the east...

Then the world would be different.

If computers didn't existed....

then we would play Nord games by mail, but it would be a slow and tedious process.

If snail mail actually involved the use of snails

then snails from all over the world would have meaningful employment, delivering tax returns, and fruitcakes from my grandmother made 25 years ago...

If monopoly money was real money...

Then every1 would b thrilled to pass "GO" because it would means getting $200 again in real life!

If every1 was a real life viking...