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... you would be so severely shocked and uphauled, you would need an hour to halfway regain your conscienceness again. Damn, I'm BAD!

If I was forced to reveal the biggest lie I ever told to anyone, it would be ......

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a real shock to them and I will be definitely considered a certifiable patient :lol:.

If I could feel no pain at all...

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... I really ought'a consider cutting down on my daily Aspirin intake. I guess eight pills per hour is a bit much in the long run.

If it was announced that an enormous meteorite would crush the entire earth into oblivion the day after tomorrow, I would ....

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wait, sad and probably worried

if i could change my job

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then i would

If the entire planet was covered in a meter high layer of peas...

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Then we'd have approximately three feet of green squishy fun to play in.

If the moon suddenly collided with Canada...

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Then you wouldn't have yours truely (no really, that's a bad thing) and chances are, the entire population of the world would die...so...that's not good

If music ceased to exist

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Audio would be a free man.

If I eat this cookie...

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Then I'll want some milk to go with it.

If i had some milk with this cookie...

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I'd drink it and then throw away the cookie.

If I had a baseball bat right now . . .