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...I would have serious doubts what I would be in the afternoon


If I would have listened to my parents advice when I was young, then I would not have ....

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then i would nay have had as much fun in life or learnt any lessons like putting toy soldiers in you mouth is bad or how much of a demon alcohol is.

If it were possible to see the future but only some one elses then......

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Then I'd make good money as a fortune teller.

If you walked into a room and saw somebody sleeping whle hovering 5 feet in the air...

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mmmmmmmmmmm, i'd leave not to disturb? :)

if i was a grass farmer

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then you would feed me with grass :lol:.

If I had a huge mansion with pools and courts ....

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... I would get lost in a day, and after being found after four days of starvation, I would be screaming "Give me back my two-room appartment, aaaarrrrggghhhhhh!"


If my neighbour's dog shits in my garden for the fourth time this week....

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Then I'd have to get my revenge by collecting it and leaving setting on fire on their doorstep! :lol9:

If I was forced to go to a party I didn't want to attend...

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Then I would deliberately ruin the party by constantly shouting things like: "Damn, the caterer responsible for this muck should be flogged with a whip made of barbed wire!"


If I want to get rid of unexpected and unwelcome visitors, then I would .........

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tell them "Go OUT!"

If I was an ant ...

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then i'd gather food and deliver it to the queen before i got steped on.

If i had the "midas touch"...