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... I'd be travelling the world so fast and to so many places, my hands would be black and blue in a couple of hours.

If space-travel was as common as taking a bus ...

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then you'd be waiting for one for ages then three come all at once, and u have to sit next to some who either smells, falls asleep on your shoulder or talks your ear off.

If we had the power to transport anywhere in an instance simply by blinking .....

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... then we would have to be extremely careful, because careless thinking of live vulcano's or crocodile infested swamps could prove to be rather awkward.


If everybody in the world suddenly got the ability to read other people's minds ....

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then we would surely learn to censore our minds :biggrin:

If I rob a bank ...

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then i'd send you a postcard from jail.

If you could go anywhere unnoticed...

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... then there is no need for wearing any clothes.


I am walking through the city and notice that everybody I meet looks at me in a funny way, if I use the next shopwindow as a mirror I see that .........

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...there is a large pulsating gelatinous creature attached to the back of my head.

If I had only 20 seconds left to live...

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... I'd lean back and enjoy the film of my life flashing by before my eyes!

If I had another 100 years to live ...

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I would read all possible books !

If I had 3 computers ...

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i would sell two of them, and improve the left computer

if i were a boy on the morning, and a girl on the evening...