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we would fly and crowd the skies with humans flying and the birds would be sooo that they would fall and start to walk!

If we could speak various languages......

we would all get along better

If I was happier...

then i'd spread joy to everybody like peanut butter on toast.

If i could meet a ghost, it would be...

then it would be the first time i visit a psychiatrist after that!

If people with training could fly...

..and people without training could not, chances are that the latter would drop out of the sky like bricks if they were stupid enough to try it anyway.

If Mandarin Chinese would be declared the world's official language starting next monday ......

we would keep on speaking our own languages

if there were no jails

then we would have to resort to capital punishment, and people would get really angry.

If capital punishment was banned everywhere...

then .... it would be a good world, with lots of redneck texans rioting over the changes.


if the world was to suddenly skip out of orbit and slowly move away from the sun...

then it would be the end of the world as we know it.

If ducks decided to rule the world....

then they will invent the whipped-creamboard so that we can all surf on whipped cream... and all the whipped cream companies will start selling snow

If you could go from one place to an other at ease and in half a second just by clapping your hands, then....