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it would be slightly easier

if i was on the phone for an hour

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and anyone asks: "who was that?" I'd just say: "Oh, nothing, wrong number!"

If I hear that very highpitched squeeky sound again in the middle of the night, I immediately think it is a...

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duck !

If I was an astronaut,..,.,.,.

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I would go to the moon?

If i had three arms..........

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I could scratch my head, my back and still have one arm free to scratch any other part of my body that needs scratching.


If I had one hand free I would scratch my....

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then i woyuld stratch my left foot.

If the main export of the U.S.A was peanut butter...

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then the GNP (Gross National Product) could be considered peanuts.


If you saw me walking with two peanuts stuffed up my nostrils....

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then i'd try to hide the strawberries in mine.

If i saw a bear, a goat, and the dolphin all playing poker in the middle of my living room....

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then you yell JUMANJI and realise it was only a game and you beat it.


If my mum started to snort everyday uncontrollably, to stop her I would...

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Sprinkle pepper around the house.


If I could visit you were you live.....