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Then we would live in a happier world!

If I had all the tea in china...

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then you'd have a huge warehouse to keep it all in, and you'd be able to sell it at very high prices.

If cookies were illigal...

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... then I'd be a dealer.

If there was a worldwide curfew of 11:00pm then ...

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I have no idea what that means ...

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then rebels would stay up after 11 and party in the streets.

If tears were never cried...

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they would be laughed :biggrin:

If trees were made outta sugar ......

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then all caterpillars would be diabetic.

If elephants would have had wings ....

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then we wouldn't just worry about bird poop!

If i never lost at anything...

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I wouldn't really know what victory tastes like.

If I stood with one leg in a refrigirator and the other leg in a burning fire....

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then your body would burn, and probally fall into the refigerator. the door could close, cutting of the fires oxygen, and yours.

if i could apper on any tv show, i'd be on...