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then we would have no movies to make fun of

If our legs were both peg legs(like pirates)......

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...then there would be no use for shoe stores.

If we all had webbed hands ....

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then maybe we could swim like ducks and it also would be kinda gross.

If we had duck bills instead of noses- quack quack......

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... then we'd have to find a different to kiss each other!!

If we paid for stuff with clumps of dirt rather than money ...

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then gardeners would be filthy rich, both literally and figuratively speaking

If Oysters yeilded dynamite and not pearls

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then people wouldn't be so eager to crack them open... :lol9:



If jeans that show people's bum cracks were outlawed....

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we would wear suits :):):)

if turtles were to eat

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(they are aren't they? I heard turtle soup is awesome...)

Then things wouldn't be much different then they are now.. I'm still glad not to be a turtle....



If horses could fly....

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aerodinamic's world would be turned upside down :/

if horses could talk

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there'd be more than one mr. ed.

if penguins only survived in hot climates ...