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then i would take the key to the store gate


if can not drink anything

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I would be crazy from lack of coffee

If I had a nose that was shaped like a Saxophone?

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perhaps i would sound like the saxaphone whenever i breathed through my nose!!



if i baked lots of cookies....

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i would give them out to all the povery-stricken children

if you unintentionally throw up onto a bald man's head...(fortunately he wears his wig)

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I would try to put the attention on the person beside me.... and then run away very fast


If my my last dying words were intended to be.."I love you" but instead they came out sounding more like "I love glue"....

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then I'm afraid I would laugh... Which would be most inappropriate... :cry: :rotfl:



If I did laugh at that inappropriate moment.....

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then I would die thinking that my love was no more than a joke to you :cry:

If dreams could be bottled and sold to sad old misers who have forgotton how to smile....

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then they'd probably be too expensive for most old misers to buy and they'd still be sad.. :cry:


If everyday a stranger gave you a compliment...

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i would think this stranger may have been in one-sided love for quite a long time


if one day a stranger you never known tell you that he/she wants to marry you...

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then I'd tell him, I'm already married.



If the government changed the law and abolished all marriages.....