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As long as it tasted like chocolate I would eat it

If we could slide down rainbows,,,

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I'ld have a blistered buttocks.

If the circus came to town........

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then I'd stay home... I hate the circus...



If a bookmobile came to your house...

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Then I'd probably go broke! I love to buy books! :biggrin:

If you could hold your breath for 12 hours...

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I would be a deep sea diver, I'd have no need for scuba gear... :lol:



If holding your breath made you float a few inches off the ground...

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then good swimmers would be good flyers too.

if Canadians all lived in igloos...(proudly Canadian)

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they would all have funny igloos shaped like maple leaves eh....


If turtles were so big that they opened their shells to homeless people and charged only food scraps for rent......

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...then they would be very lucky and happy too.



If you saw a terror movie alone at midnight...

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i might recreate the scenes on my next door neighbor.

if you ate raisins and prunes then went on a long drive, you

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cross my legs and hope for the best... :yikes:


If I slipped prune juice into your morning oatmeal...