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I would bite him/her back and suddenly like my steaks prepared rare instead of medium well.

If flatulence could power your automobile...

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I would drive with the windows down


If snow was the most hated thing on Earth...

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Then everyone would move to Jamaica!

If we could see in the dark...

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nobody would be afraid of the dark.

if I had 3 fingers on my right hand, 4 fingers on my left hand, and a pair of 5 fingered gloves...

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I would wonder what the hell was my seamstress doing


If I was born to walk the earth a soulless hated despised creature with little to no intelligence at all and more power than most mere mortals would ever possess in their lifetime.

Yes I am talking about George W Bush, If I was George W Bush......

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I would stop the senseless fighting in Iraq and bring our men and women home where they belong.


If I could make your sweetest dream come true it would be???????????????

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kudos for the above post. *Sound of applause*

If I could make your sweetest dream come true it would be?

To find true love, and live without a care and raise a happy healthy family without misfortune intervening.


If I had the power to prevent natural dissasters from occuring....

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then I'd have used it just over a year ago and saved thousands of people from dying... Wait a second, wouldn't that make me as powerful as God... Wow, then I'd be all powerful and I could also cause natural disasters... :badgrin:


If I had the map to the fountain of youth....

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then i'd call all my friends to help me find the fountain,and i would share the water with them.


If i had the chance to go back to the past and change one event...

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...then I'd tell Eve not to eat the apple.

If unicorns existed...