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:silly:

then a lot of scientists would be known as frauds.

If we found life on another planet...

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hee hee...

then, I would be discovered!!!

If you woke up and found that you had turned into a cat!!! then...

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then...

1. no more mice
2. fish wold suddenly dissapear
3. birds too. don't ask.
4. i would have to have my own cows because of the milk consumption, due to me. ;)
5. i'd hire people to sit and hold me in their laps. :D

if you woke up with with fish gills...

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then I would freak out!!!!! and maybe go swimming with the dolphins...

If you hated your job but needed the cash...

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I'd stay at it until I found a new one then quit ASAP

If your friend wanted to see a movie you thought was completely stupid....

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then I would probably humor my friend and go ahead and see it with them anyways, as long as I got to pick the next movie of course.

If you were addicted to candy and just could not stop eating it.....

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then I would make sure I hit the gym to work off the guilt of eating all that candy.

If you had to sleep for 10 minutes every hour...

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then I would take a blanket and pillow with me to work. :sleep:

If someone filled your swimming pool full of jello...

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I'd probably eat the inside :lol:

If someone filled your pool with mud...:yuck:

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Then I would say "OMG" and tell him to finish that off (by removing the mud and cleaning of course)

If you forgot my password in a forum and have to ask someone to change it for you and he/she delays...

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then I say, screw it, and have the password sent to me through email

If you saw someone posting something not within the guidelines yet gets excused for whatever reason...

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then I would think it a little unfair, but wouldn't worry about it too much.

If you no longer were able to play on Nord....

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Then I would lose some friends and a really close companion. :smile:

If you had to remove a body part.

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then I could maybe make due without my bellybutton...then again I'd look a little weird....

If you had the opportunity to take the trip of a lifetime, but couldn't bring any of your family or friends along....

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then I would make sure it was down the stairs. hahahaha. :rotfl:

If you had to try some new medicine never before tested on anyone or anything for that matter.

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hahahaha, good answer!!

Then I would really really hope I was one of the placebo subjects.

If you had to pay up on a bet you only made half-heartedly and really didn't want to....

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I'd pay it really quick so I could get out from under it.

If you were begged to entertain your good friend's boring cousin for the day.....


Regards from Rosie
:jossun:

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Then I would turn him/her on to the wonderful world of Nordinho.

If you made a mean comment about someone's mother not knowing that you were talking to that persons son/daughter.

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Then I would run as fast I can in the other direction

If you were going to see one movie in the next year...

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then it would be something I would like to see..

If you should wake up early but not sleepy at all...

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then I'll go to Nord :lol:

If someone called you saying a relative you've never heard of died but left you a million dollars but can only claim them by telling that person your social security number in order to, according to the caller, "make sure you're the correct person to receive the inheritance"...

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Then I'd laugh in their face and want them to meet with my lawyer.

If you had a frog.

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then I'd dissect it :silly:

If you found a trapdoor in your house...

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...then I'd be thinking, "Huh...when did we get a trapdoor? I hope there aren't alligators." as I fell into the pit below. *CHOMP*

If you bite into your sandwich and all of the insides slide out the back onto your lap...

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Then I'd be glad I don't often put dressing on sandwiches.

If I asked you on a date...

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I'd make you buy me a lot of drinks, slip a mickey into yours, steal your wallet, and run off, leaving your unconscious body in the alley.

If I took out a restraining order against you.....

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...then I'd constantly follow you at exactly that distance...muttering under my breath.

Of course that's only if the Judge denied my appeal, turned down my bribe, and ignored my threats.

If you won a pony in a contest...

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Then I would sell it for a car.
300 horses are better than 1.

If you could go in the past for one night in your life, what would it be?

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Then I would like to spend some time with my mom and dad when they were my age - they were sailing instructors so one night (but preferably day :winky:) on the water with them both would be awesome :biggrin:

If you knew martial arts ...

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then I'd kick everyone's butts :P

If you knew a secret of the universe...

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(that there is a country for aliens) I may consider go there, maybe I can communicate with others well... well...

If you have to go now, (like me)

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then I'd turn off my computer

If you had a virus that you couldn't get rid of...

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Then I would live with it for the rest of my life.

If your computer got a virus...

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I'll use antiseptics to deal with it... :tongue:

If time is too short for you.

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Then I'd make the best of every second.

If your best friend was a vampire...

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then I'd let her suck my blood :P

j/k

then I'd try to contact him/her in a long distance

If you got called saying you're fired/expelled

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then I'll say "..." and leave the company, like being ostracised.

If your lose your best friend

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then I'd introduce him/her to Random :P

If everyone you knew betrayed you...

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I hope I will not commit suicide, but I know I'm close to it.

If you are mad and paranoid,

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WHAT ABOUT IT???

Oh, sorry, I mean...um...then I would close myself in my bedroom and seal off the window and wrap myself in tinfoil so they could not read my thoughts.

If you were entered in a strong-man contest and had to pull a bus up a hill...

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I would use lubricant or pulley, or give up.

If you find days are more and more boring (standard answer provided later)