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What? sorry, I nodded off there for a minute.

If I could become invisible, but didn't know when or where...

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Then it might be hard to know when I could go without clothes!

If my gave all my money to the needy ........

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... then you would be in need youself, and without any money to give to you...

If you could get a better job, 1,000 miles from yous current place, then..

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Well, a little over a thousand miles, but I would be in Sydney, Australia!

If you could have just one wish, then .......

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I'd wish for infinity more wishes :biggrin:

If you just found out you were adopted...

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I'd search for my bio parents..

If you knew someone was cheating on their partner, then...

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I would tell, as that is one of the worst sins!

If I had a dime for every raindrop, then ......

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then I could build an entire city out of them.

If the sun rose from the west...

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Then I'd miss all my sunsets:sobbing: :sobbing: :sobbing:

If the earth was flat then ......

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Then I would wonder whats on the bottom of the Earth.

If you were skydiving...

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then I would be in a very bad dream.

If you had to run on a wheel like a hamster for electricity.

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then I'd be quite fit...or I'd just stop using electricity.

If your roof had a bad leak and it was storming...

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...then I would be glad that it was not raining as well.

If you totally ran out of food, with all the shops closed for the weekend, then...

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then I would drink water and detox!

If you met someone you really like but felt they did not feel the same, then ..

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..,I would realise :depressed that my life:cry: still was more or less :cry3: the same :bigcry:.

If, when in a foreign city, you realise that you left every means of payment in your hotel room when they brin the bill, then...

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I'd ask to wash the dishes to pay off my food I ate. Saw in a cartoon once and it worked. Hahaha. :lol9:

If you had to move out of your place with no notice...

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then, I would call all my mates for a floor to sleep on...

If your kitty was stuck up a tree in the middle of the night and you had no phone to ring anyone to help, then...

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then I'd rescue my little kitty myself

If it continues to rain cats and dogs

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...the animal shelters would be over-crowded....:biggrin:

If I didn't really need my job, then..

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Then I would go to a dentist (Ouch!) instead o taking rotten Medieval cures...

If you were involved in a traffic accident...

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Then hopefully I won't get injured too badly.

If you were suddenly inundated with rats...

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.... then I would start to sing, the sound of which would cause these rodents to flee the premises at highest speed.

If i you found out in the morning that you ran out of clean socks/underwear, then...

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then I would go any wear some of my wife's stuff. I think it would fit. :thinking: :rotfl:

If you had to wear the opposite sex of cloths for a living.

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then, with a little rip here, tuck there, I'd look damn sexy ok.. lol

If your hair went gray overnight, then...

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then I would wash that grey right out of my hair. hahaha. :rotfl: (stupid slogan of a shampoo)

If you couldn't corrupt anyones wishes any more...

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then I'm gonna to... mis-interpret their wish... :-P

If you get bored...

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then your mind can't be particularly creative.

If you were trapped on top of your house in a flood...

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... then I would not have been drowned because I was caught unaware.

If you found your way blocked by a gang of bikers, then...

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...then I would do whatever to make sure I didn't get my arse handed to me in a sling.

If you were asked to star in your own instructional video then...

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then I'd show people how to be a good handy man or woman and fix-up their houses.

If you had to walk like a penguin...

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...then I would be able to make my way to a lot exciting places...

If your nose job turned you into some kind of rhino-resembling creature, then...

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then I would book myself in a sideshow freak act in the circus and scare people for little money.

If you had to go over Niagara Falls in a barrel.

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Then I would check into an insane asylum right if I live.

If were next to a person who was rude in a movie theater...

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...I would expect wet jujyfruits to be tossed at me. Thankfully I don't have hair for them to get stuck in.

If you had only 2 minutes to live...

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then I would make my peace with my Maker.

If you were one of the Borrowers...

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then I'd "borrow" stuff from the big people, especially the ones I didn't like. mua ha ha haaa. They'll wish they never messed with me once their teacup goes missing...

If you had to make some quick cash...

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I'd sell anything I could spare.

If you never had to work...

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then I'd need an alternative way to get money

If you never experienced love or being loved...

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then, I would have been saved a whole lot of pain.. woohooo!

If you have never been born, then..

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then I wouldn't have caused so much stress on my parents and they probably would be out whooping it up somewhere. :rotfl:

If all the bananas in the world were rotten...

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then monkey population would wipe out :silly:

If there were only 5 elements in the Periodic Table of Elements...