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I would enlist immediately to the superhero ranks, in order to save the world on a regular basis..

If you found out you had one day to live, then..

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I'd tell that person in the sky

If you were forced to take a 100-question quiz that can be about anything...

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I would go out and make some new friends..

If you woke up and found out you had been turned into a hamster, then..

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I wonder how to get off this crazy wheel I've been running on forever.

If you had to swallow your pride.

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It would go down pretty easy.

If you were chosen for a mission to Mars....

Regards from Rosie
:jossun:

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then I would wonder what they were thinking when they chose me, because I would be nothin but trouble. :cathy:

If you woke up to find your car had been broken into....

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then I'd call the police and then the insurance company and tell them I had the Mona Lisa in there. :biggrin:

If you were on Top Chef...

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then I would have a lot of fun, but would probably not win, ha ha.

If you could choose one show to make an appearance in, then it would be...

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Then it would be no show. I've no interest on appearing on television.

If you woke up and found yourself on the ceiling...

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then it would have been one hell of a party.

if you could be royalty for the day....

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If I could be royalty for one day, ok, I would withdraw a million pounds from my bank account (they won't miss it ok) and give it to NSPCC and childline, cos they need money right now..

If you were lost in a desert with no water, then ..

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then I would build a sand castle to play with.

If you had to beg for something to eat everyday.

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then, I'd call round your house .. (you'd feed me right, one alpen bar, banana, a sandwich, one microwaved veggie dinner.. oh and cups of tea ok)

lol

If you found a milion pounds in a suitcase under your bed.. then

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I'd change them to New Israeli Shekels :lol:


If you were walking down the street and saw a begger...

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I would give her/him some money ..

If you were lost on a snowy mountain with no mobile phone, then..

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then I'd quite probably end up doing a good impersonation of your current mood graphic.

If you were shoved out of an aircraft with a defective parachute...

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I would pray ok, that I land in the sea.. and if not, well Hello Spirit world!!!

If you were struck by lightning, and developed psychic powers, then ...

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then I'd be pretty thrilled and would try to use my powers for good....he he :devil:

If your car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere....

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then I would try and stop a passing car for a ride.

If you happened upon a magical lamp.

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i would rub three times, each time making a wish .. for world peace, love and lots of dosh..

If you were in a reality show of your life that went on forever, then...

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I would make it interesting for people to watch. Show must go on! :silly:

If you found out you were accidentally swapped after you were born

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then I would search for my genetic parents..as I would be curious..

If you were victim of identity fraud, then...

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then I'd spend a lot of time on the phone getting things straightened out, cancelling credit cards, getting a new SSN, etc.

If the person you loved had an obsession with pets and you couldn't stand animals....

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Id learn to love the pets.

If you had the power to turn paper into gold?

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Then Office Depot would be my new favorite store to shop at.

If you couldn't sleep.

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then, I would move to Somewhere...:biggrin:

If you found a rat in your toilet,then..

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I would ring the police on my mobile and say Get me the Hell outta here!!


If someone you like let you down and hurt you, then..

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Then I would try to forgive them. If that didn't work, I'd try to think up a the perfect way to get revenge. :badgrin: (Not really...I'm a pretty forgiving person. I'd try not to hold a grudge.)

If you were fired from your job...

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then I would call the union and demand action.

If you were inducted into the hall of fame.

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then it wouldn't bother me too much.

If you were the only person to witness the crash of a light aircraft...

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then I would make fun of the people who didn't win this award.

If you had to jump out of a plane.

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I would take a nap.

If I were on a plane, I'd be going to ........

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serve drinks and light refreshments to the paying customers.

If I was real animal (as in "woof-woof"), then...

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then I'd ask you if you could give me your paw for a biscut. :biggrin:

If you could make people come back from the dead...

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Then I hope that I could resist the temptation to bring some loved ones back; it's not how it's meant to be, life exists by the grace of death. (I don't mean our Death :lol9: )

If you were Harry Potter...

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...then I would be doing some serious cleaning up with the Malfoys of this world...and have loads of fun just being. :biggrin:

If you could go back in time for one day...

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then I would make some serious changes.

If you invented a new item...

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I'd be richer and everyone would have their lives even easier than they already were

If you paid $100 for something and found it was really $10...

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I'd be slightly frustrated, but, hey, I wanted it for that price anyway, so why complain.

If you were told by the authorities that your place was built on polluted soil, so they had to rip all houses down, then...

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...then I would call it CXV...:biggrin:

If your garden (like mine) would be totally overgrown by weeds, then...

(looking for tips, here..;) )

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I would sit and drink my wine while I watched the gardener I hired work.

If the sun is shining and I'm off work, then .........