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then I would go for help.

If someone pointed a gun at you...

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hmmm... I'd pray ok that it was empty of bullets..
and if not, then I'd be saying hello to angels ..

If you saw your best friend's partner cheating on them, then..

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Then I would probably let my friend know.

If you couldn't find your car keys and had to get to work fast....

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then I would grab my wife's set and make like a tree and leave.

If you forgot who you were...

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then I'd ask around

If you had amnesia and can't even remember one word of English or any other language you've learned...

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then I would learn sign language..

If you were woken up in the middle of the night and alone at home, by the sound of thudding footsteps, then..

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Then I'd grab that knife I keep near the bed and try to get to my phone as quietly as possible, just in case.

If you brought your glass of orange juice to your lips and saw at the last second that it had been infested with ants....

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I'd say stop making fun of The Ring

If you received a letter saying "I have your child" from someone you have no idea who...

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...then make your own dinner :tongue:

If your electricity went out.....

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then I'd turn on my flashlight and lantern, so I can see because it's dark now.

If you were stranded on theside of a road in a snow storm...

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then I'd curl up into a little ball and die... or maybe wrap up in that blanket I keep in the truck and try to get warm while waiting for help or for the storm to quiet.

If you got a generous check in the mail from someone you had never met.....

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then I would ask Johnny Depp to catch me... (;) that would stop me running ha ha ha... pause for a swoooonnnn!!)

If you were swept away by a huge wave at sea.. then ..

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then I'd be dead.

If you drank lemonade

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then I'd be careful not to drink too much, else I float away.

If you were stranded on a desert island...

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then I would get out my mobile and call for help..

If all your clothes were stolen whilst you were skinny dipping,then ..

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(Do you have a satellite phone, then? :shock:)

Then I would try and bodge something together from nearby foliage.

If your dog tried to eat a wasp...

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Then she might get stung.

If your best friend was driving you crazy....

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(TCO of course I have the only satellite mobile phone in the universe, duh!!)

If I was super-happy, then I would be so happy in a super way..

If you had the only satellite mobile phone in the world (and you weren't me of course), then...

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I'd eat them

If you didn't have cookies...

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Then life would be sad. And I'd get myself in the kitchen and whip some up!

If it was too hot to go out-of-doors...

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I'd stay in, put my feet into a cold footbath and go to Nordinho :)

If your life was a movie, what kind of movie would that be (e.g. comedy, love story, horror...)?

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probably either horror, mystery, or a depressing one

If you met the Supporter Fairy personally...

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then, I'd kiss her/his feet.. and say I am not worthy..

If you were really cold, I mean ice cold, and the heating was not working.. then..

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I would smother myself in a really warm blanket and wait for the heat to come on.

If you were a superhero.

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... then I'd probably have to save the world.

If your life was made a movie who should play you?

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oh Audrey Hepburn of course.. (well you didn't say whether or not they had to be actually alive !! ha ha)

If you were an actor/actress, and you could be any one, then..

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I'd be Keira Knightley, because I guess it was tons of fun making "Pirates of the Carribean".

If a day had 48 hours...

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then I'd use that extra time to do all those things I don't have time for.

If you had to work but were dead tired....

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Then I would sleep, then I would be dead.

If you became the King/Queen of England...

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I'd be rich!

If you were going on a paid vacation anywhere it would be .........

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then I would travel the world.

If you had to wear bathe in a pond

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then I would just get on with it, and use some nice sandalwood soap (chinese one Bee and flowers make.. mmm)

If you won a free ticket to go for holiday in china, and could take one person with you (PICK ME OK!! Beggging...) then..

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then that would be my mother, of course. (sorry jan :silly:)

If you wrote an autobiography....

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... I would need to ask my best friend for all the details because her memory is better than mine :silly:

Arg, to late!

so: ...if I were bad my autobiography would be more interesting still!

If your post was late...

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I wouldn't take it too seriously.

If you had to choose between playing the bad or the good guy in a movie...

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then it would depend on which of them is going to end up dead and choosing the other one.

If you were the comic relief...

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then I would bring everyone laughter and joy.

If your closest friend had a drinking problem....

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then I would watch him closely so he doesn't hurt himself or anyone else and talk to him about it. Been there and done that.

If you had to bark like a dog to order food.

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ha haa, then I would probably eat less because that would just be embarassing.

If one of your legs was much longer than the other...

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then I wouldn't have to worry about keeping upright on steep slants :lol:

If my hiking boots took a hike...

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then I would put on my cowboy boots and go after them.

If you were a superhero...