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i had a meeting with the mob boss

i broke your tv because

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It was very old and so I thought you needed a new one! :)

I knocked down the snowman you built because...

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to save his life from the sun.

I missed the bus because...

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it was driven by a blind frenchman who thought i was selling him maps of downtown toronto ...?


I swallowed my wedding ring on purpose because....

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I wanted a gemstone to go with my gallstone.

I didn't put gas in the car because....

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it runs from electric

i didnt pick you up from the doctors because...

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there was a scary looking old lady in front of my house and I just didnt have the courage to go outside.



I walked on the freshly poured concrete because...

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it was so well done i couldnt help spoiling it!

I scratched my hands and now they look awful because,

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I saw the dog scatching and i wanted to emulate him, cos hes usually a great inspiration in my life.


I half dyed my hair purple and then realized i was going to a funeral and thought i would keep dying the other side anyway because...

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it's is a purple-themed affair. Commercialization nowadays *sigh*


I refuse to be my best friend's maid of honor because...