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they were running a repeat of the dog show on TV and you know how much I love the expression on the judge's face when the Cocker bit him on the butt.

I threw all of the change in my pocket at the man dressed as a leprechaun because...

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I had so many and they were making too much noice in my pocket!

If you are leaving dont forget to take my shoes because...

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you need something to throw on that big mean looking dog outside

that dog is always following me around because...

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I have this beautiful cat on my T-shirt!

I dont think you can drive my car today because...

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because I lost all my car documents yesterday, and besides it's an expensive car and your driving skills are not as good as they used to be.

I don't want you to stare at me like that now because...

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because your lazy eye is much worse than usual, its starting to gross me out.


I almost stopped the little thief from grabbing your purse on the subway, then at the last minute I didnt because....

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there was this reaaaally handsome man next to me asking me for the time at that time!

I will accept any appologise about this now because...

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(these are getting harder to find excuses for)

... because everyone owes me an apology for all the times I have been wronged.


I didnt let you come inside my house to escape the rampaging bear because....

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it was a tiny cute little rampaging bear and i really wanted to take some photos of you two!

Now tell me the other day you woke up from 4 o'clock in the morning because...

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I wanted to surprise you with breakfast in bed but I burnt it so I had to throw it away! :)

I left the house last night at midnight because... :jossun: