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because your webcam was making me seasick and it was really the only thing I could of think of to do. In hindsight yes; it was not a good idea.


I threw your camera into the wild Orangutan enclosure because...

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i thought it would like to take some pictures (well things have sure changed in this thread since i last came- wild orangatangs??:lol::lol:)

i don't want to get up now because

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there was a wild Orangutan (note the spelling Rozy :winky:) sitting on my head taking a photo of my bedroom


Three children in halloween costumes stole your car and I just let them because.....

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they were dressed as the Texas chainsaw massacre, Jason and Freddy. I was a little scared to interfere... :blush: I'm sorry.


I didn't wash your car after I borrowed and drove it through the monkey enclosure at the zoo because....

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a monkey stole my wallet and then started laughing at me in a really hurtfull, mocking manner.


I convinced you that continuously staring at the Sun would increase your IQ when I actually knew it would most likely cause irreversable eye damage because.....

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You never watch where you are going anyway so I figured you'd be better off if you couldn't see at all! :eek:

I gave you a pair of dirty socks for your birthday instead of the new DVD player I promsied because... :jossun:

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I dont want you to get me anymore useless presents so you can buy it for me on my birthday!

HAve you ever finished that book because...

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I thought you said that it would take you no more than a day to finish! :)

I haven't called you in over two years because....

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My phone was disconnected and I los my job so I couldn't pay for it.

I lost my job because...

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I spent all my time at work making personal calls on their phone.. :blush:


I didn't tell you about the parking ticket I got when I borrowed your car and I didn't pay it because...