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well.. we're still kinda seeing each other on the slide... :blush: I probably should have told you sooner.. I'm sorry.


I didn't pick up the dog from it's overnight stay at the vets because...

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because i think he met the dog of his life overthere and i didnt want to spoil it for him!

Thats the best you could ever have done for me because...

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I gave you every last penny. I'm not completely broke.

:jossun:

I didn't meet you for lunch yesterday because...

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i was running up and down the stairs to see if i can go faster than the speed of light!


Do you believe in love at first sight because...

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It's really just so hard to believe! :tongue:

I had you literally thrown out of my house because... :jossun:

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you were giving my dog suggestive glances, and quite frankly it makes everyone uncomfortable.


I had to open the box of your personal papers and use them to make funny little paper hats because...


MY 1000th POST :smile: :biggrin: :lol:

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it was Sean Connery's birthday and I forgot to get the party hats. I know that the gift we got him should have alleviated any concerns over this, but I was afraid he wouldn't like the pillow embroidered with the Queen's image.

I threw up in your Volvo instead of the trash can because...

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beacause you were driving around like a maniac and wouldnt stop!




I put super ex lax in the brownies beacause......

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You knew I hadn't been in a while.


I slapped your boyfriends buttocks because

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he wanted to make sure his butt was maintaining its elasticity

I jammed my shoe into your computer screen because....