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this is as close to a jaccuzzi as we will ever come i'm afraid..


I set your clock to be an hour slow on the morning of your Uni final exams because....

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i would really like to see you fail for once!!!

I know i know its really cold today but i opened the front door because...

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because there was a strange sound coming from outside and I was wondering whether it was the wind or something else.

I came to your graduation party without having put on any clothes because ...

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because someone told me it was a "come as you are party" and they told me whilst I was in the shower.. so I just figured....



I fed the grade A mince to the dog and made hamburgers out of "Famer Pat's beef off-cuts-and-bits mix" because...

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I am still trying to make up to the dog for the watering episode so that you can return from Blackpool and join me in Tibet.

I ate that bug only because...

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You told me you'd give me $1,000 to do it!

:jossun:

I didn't eat the food you brought me for lunch because...

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because when you put the paper bag down on my desk it started moving..


I really did have to give your grandmother extensive mouth to mouth resuscitation when yes, she clearly was not choking because....

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she has stolen and ate all my favourite chocolate truffles i had hidden in the drawer and she ate them so fast that she choke! She admited afterwards that they were great even though i never got the chance to try them yet!

I am not going to proceed with the payment of the money i owe you because....

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quite frankly I spent it on expensive booze and cheap Women


I almost bought your house at the Auction which would have saved you from complete and utter bankruptsy, but decided not to at the last minute because.....

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because I realized I couldn't hide my feelings to you any longer and I want you to know that I intend to buy you a real castle and take care of you for the rest of my life.

I didn't help her and left her falling from the balcony because ....