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I lost my glasses and didn't realize that I was reading the map wrong until I arrived in albequerque...


I dialed 911 without having an emergency because... ( don't try that at home it's really a dumb thing to do.. :cheesy:)

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because someone told me that the people on the service are very lonely and can use a laugh every now and then (they lied)


If you had told me you were dying and needed my spleen earlier I would have still gone fishing because....

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these worms won't last forever, man!

I drank the last beer in the 'fridge because...

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well because, I never told you this before but rabid penguins cut out my spleen and ate it while I was skiing....


I never called and booked the honeymoon suite for our honeymoon because....


** EDIT>>. Dang beat again... this keeps happening to me tonight.. Darn dial-up..

I drank the beer in the fridge... really?? Wow, I must have been sleepwalking... I'm sorry.. :blush:


Same question..
I never called and booked the honeymoon suite for our honeymoon because....

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actually the flightless bird/spleen excuse was acceptable...

the seclusion on our private island is that indepth... or at least it was until the Disney people took it over.

I stole that $50 for the pink faux fur boa because...

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well ultimately, your grandmother looks super hot in it, you have to admit


I ate your pet frog because.,...

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you were all out of potato chips....



I didn't feed your dog or water your plants while you were out of town because....

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for some reason I had the brilliant idea of feeding your plant and watering your dog instead. Now the plant is dead and the dog hates me, but hey I still tried..

I deliberately booked you a ticket for Blackpool and booked myself the ticket for Tibet without you because....

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you dog hates me so much after the watering fiasco that I knew we could never be together.

I spiked the punch at your sister's wedding because...

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alcohol is the only thing that would have enabled my to stay for the whole thing, your family's pretty boring... :smile:


I didn't roll up your car windows when it started raining because......