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because I never would have agreed to spend all that money on plane tickets and take time off of work to go and see you if I had known the truth...


I can't keep your 12 children and 4 dogs for the weekend at my house because...

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i have my mother in law and my parents with chickenpox!!!

Well i did the reservation as i told you i just forgot to add your name and now everything is fully booked you cant go but instead i have to go because...

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I have a date with the guy that booked the reservation... :blush:


I did wash your clothes but didn't put them in the dryer because....

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I throw away the dryer and in its place i put this lovely antique table you told me to buy with your credit card last night!

I was driving all day and i am excausted but i forgot to wash the car...

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because nothing but sleep occured to me at the time



I have not one, not two, but three belly buttons and I have been hiding them under an especially large belt because....

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because I have so much fluff in them my tummy looks like a rug...



I haven't combed my hair for days because...

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I was told the answer to life's happiness is in messy hair...


I didn't take down the Christmas decorations yet because...

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Christmas are coming so quickly anyway so i didnt bother! They will be here in no time again!

I cant go to the church anymore because...

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Featch's evilness holds me back....:lol:


I dyed your work shirts pink because...

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pink makes you look sexy even when you work :lol: ...

I won't ever go to cinema with you because....