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i was ill myself

i won't go and buy your mesdicine now because

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you already feel alive and cicking :).

I couldn't mention it in my last letter because ...

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i forgot to!!
i dont want to go to work because

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I have no motivation for any work today.

I didn't take a shower because ...

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I had one yesterday

Im not going to go to the cinema because...

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I just know that someone will laugh at an inappropriate time and I will be forced to say something to them.


I didnt bite my tongue when your Mother asked me if she looked fat in her new bikini because...

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and evil penguin injected me with truth serum and I really couldn't help it... But frankly a woman who's 78 and weighs 685lbs shouldn't wear a bikini...


I didn't offer you any refreshments last time you can to visit because...

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Because your fat mother drank them all..


Yes I know it was a bad thing to do but I really had to push you out of the canoe into the pirana infested stream because...

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because it was high time you learnt how to swim and I was really fed up with your lack of motivation to do it earlier. :sarcastic


I didn't slow down the car when I saw them crossing the street because ...

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Because little kids have a lot of energy and can run very fast and besides that one in the middle is a little fatty and can stand to do a bit of exersize.



Your grandmother may think I am a good-for-nothing and a thief, but the only reason I left her waiting at the airport for 5 hours, and then when I finally picked her up I was drunk and driving a stolen car is because....