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I spent the money for gas on a polka dot dress and a lego phone.

I didn't eat today because...

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I am on a new diet consisting only of thought and self-realization.


I really didnt want to go into your fridge and eat every single last thing in there including the expired hommus and prescription medicine for lactation but....

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your cooking really is terrible..

I tried to outrun the cops on my riding mower because...

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my car was getting serviced

I didnt tell you he was going to break up with you because...

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I was afraid you'd shoot the messenger...


I didn't eat the homemade soup you made for me when I was sick because...

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you accidentally left the lid from the can in it:tongue:


i took down all your photos last night and replaced them with photos of cheese because...

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I was hungry and you were ruining my appetite... The pictures of cheese were much more appealing.. {??? -- I couldn't think of anything better to say... :lol9:}


I rented 4 movies and didn't return them on time because....

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I wanted to watch them all again

I pulled out all of your prized flowerse because...

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I mistook them for weeds... I'm sorry..


I didn't go to the mail today because...

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because it's Sunday and the mail is closed.

I didn't go out with you and your friends becasue ...