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i'm gonna see a rugby game :)

i can't walk cause

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I cut off one of my feet, remember?

I can't understand what u say because...

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My ears have been stuffed with mini turtles! Ooh, they're tickling me!
I didn't call you back because...

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i am boring

i drive slowly cause

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i'm affraid of the strets :tongue:

i love the music 'cause

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it's from the hives! :cool:

i skipped your birthday party because..

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u knew there would be not enough food :)

i aint eating cause

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all the food in the fridge is spoiled. :yuck:

The car isn't running because

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the battery is dead.

I didn't get on the plane.......

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because i fell down



i am not going to smile because

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My braces embarrass me.

I'm not going in that restroom.....

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my lips hurt..

EDIT: Too late,

because it is the mens..


i dint do my homework..

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i have no teeth

i don't like ducks cause

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I left my books at school.

I don't want a dog......

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becuase i have cats..


i don't want to eat because..

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i'm full

i haven't slept cause

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i was doing history homework.. (whoops that was true!:P)

im not on msn because..

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i'm hiding from someone :wall:

i didn't put a lime in your drink because....

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because i thought u said u wanted me to put a "dime" in it! :insane2:

i tied up all ur socks because

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i needed to make a rope to swing from the beams in the basement! hey, a girl's gotta have fun!! :silly:


i didn't tape the game because....

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i was too busy swinging on the beams in the basement! :gr_cool:

i gave u my cold because

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oh geez, so many directions to go with that one..... ok, i'll be good.....

um, because you made me laugh so hard, i accidently sneezed in your face :embarasse sorry! (alright, i did it on purpose! i wanted to see you suffer! i've been sick and you haven't catered to me at all!!!! :rant: :tongue:



i didn't come home last night because....

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because i'm still sore that u didn't learn 2 b more considerate after i gave u my cold when i was sick and u didn't cater to me at all! :cry3: :cheesy:

i ruined ur dinner party because

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:flowers: sorry, i'll be more considerate next time (wait!!! you should be giving me the flowers!!! right? wasn't i the one with the cold and you didn't take care of me? i don't know, now i'm confused! :confused:



anyway :rolleyes: i ruined your dinner party cause i had a few drinks :whistling from what i heard though i entertained your guests pretty good, so what are you so sore about? :tongue:



i didn't invite you to girls' (or guys') night out because......

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Quite frankly it's because you are cuter than I am and I didn't want the competion.. :smile:


You didn't go to my baby's first birthday party because....

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i wasn't invited!!!

i have no babies cause

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i can't remember how they are made..!!

I painted my toenails blue cause...

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i like the colour

i didn't wash the dishes because

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I can't move after eating all the food in the house

I didn't go shopping because

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i decided we didn't need anything

i burnt the telephone because

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i left it in the fireplace??

my fireplace does not work cause

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i was not cold so i broke it

i am phoning the wrong number because

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I lost my phone book

I am going to the seaside because

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It's snowing here and I'd like to see the sun. :winky:

I didn't do anything at work today because...

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posting on Nordinho was way more fun!

I didn't go along with my mom because...

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Her idea was really dumb. :lol9:

I didn't drink any water today because...

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i broke my glass and couldn't find another one.

I drank a bottle of wine all to myself last night because...

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well, i couldn't find the cork and i didn't want it to go bad :whistling


i didn't wash your clothes because...

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I was getting some ice out of the freezer and got my tongue stuck...:biggrin:

I didn't pick the kids up from school because....

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obviuosly i was too hung over from drinking the whole bottle of wine!! :stareup:


i broke into your house to take a shower because...

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My shower is broken and I was VERY dirty....

:jossun:

I borrowed your car without permission because...