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I am possessed by the ghost of a Romanian Goat herder from the 12th century.

I was going to tell you about my exotic disease before we got married but....

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:lol:

...that would take away the exotic feel that it has.

I had already planned the honeymoon but I cancel it at last minute as...

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My conjoined twin was angry that he didnt recieve an invitation and now he has locked us inside the caravan.

I really do want to come and meet your whole family on our first date together but....

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I'm allergic to parents and I don't want to have red and watery eyes and be sneezing when we go out to dinner and see the movie. :lol9:

I'd really like to give your kitten a home but... :jossun:

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I'm allergic to cats and don't want to have red and watery eyes and be sneezing while your adorable little kitten pees on my sofa... :lol:

You didn't walk my dog even though you promised you would because...

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thats because everyone laughs at me when they see me walking a French Poodle with pink dyed fur and a shaved backside.

I sold the very last of your treatment medicine for rabies because...

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If I died of rabies I wouldn't ask you to walk the dog anymore... :lol9:


You didn't go to my funeral because....

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I was really shocked by your question :).

I can't concentrate on this game because ...

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Because mice are crawling around in my underwear...


I borrowed your drivers licence and passport and the deed to your home and forgot to give them back when I left the country because....

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because i started a new life as you in another country and they required all of that




i didnt fill up my gas tank because.......