I threw my phone into the trash because...
I am sick of the hospital telling me that someone is in critical condition and I am needed in the OR ASAP
I smashed your favourite glass ornament because..
"I heard it say something to me, and I have a bit of a problem with talking ornaments.."
"I would have come to little Jimmy's Clarinet recital Uncle Dave, but...."
EDIT: Sigh this was for the last post.... damn these posting frezny threads