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I'm terrified that they will bite me. The boy can search for them, I'm getting a room in a hotel tonight :zyup:

There are 900 number charges on your telephone bill because..

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well.... I do have two teenaged boys in the house.. Those little buggers!


There are naughty popups on your computer because....

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I tripped and fell on the keyboard, which happened to perfectly type in a naughty url and bring up the site. :eek: Also, causing a spyware to automatically download onto my computer and continuously display these exciting photos.. i mean, terrible, terrible photos. :lol:

I caught you staring intensely at my computer screen because..

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I was trying to figure out how they could hold that position... :yikes:


You were hiding something behind your back because... (Hey what is that?) :winky:

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I didn't want you to see the new toy I bought off one of the pop-ups websites :blush: Unless you'd like to try it out? lol

The remote control to your t.v. doesn't work because...

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too slow!

i noticed a button was broken so i threw the remote at the ground because the warranty didnt cover broken buttons but it covered the remote controller being snapped in half


Your shoes are stuck to the floor because..

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pixie's sons had been using my computer last night, and i have wood floors... :lol:

Your wallet is empty because..

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I had to pay to get your floors redone... :smile:


You didn't go to your job interview because...

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you decided ti steal all your friends money instead of getting a job...you lazy bum

i happened to be carrying around a bunch of liquor because...

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i'm kinda thursty.

You can't sit down cause...

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u don't have chair..

u can't play in my room 'cause

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I can't remember where my room is. :confused:

I used the pages of your favorite books as wallpaper cuz

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i wanted to read them

i have big feet because

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I don't want to fall over.


I just picked my nose and flicked it because...

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Something was hanging out of it! :lol9:

I didn't go to babysit my neighbor because...

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I can't stomach changing the kids diapers.

I wrecked my car because ....

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i hit it against a tree

i can't co to ur party 'cause...

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I actually really don't like you. :tongue:

You are not getting any presents because....

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I slipped on Opti's booger and fell into the counter and broke my nose. So instead I got to spend all night at the hospital... :lol:


I didn't answer your call because...

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u don't like me

i ate the pie cause

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coz i was hungry

the cup fell and smached cause

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I tripped and knocked it off the table. :)

I didn't clean my room this weekend because...

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i am lazy

i drink tea cause

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It tastes a lot better than coffee. :winky:

I can't get home for Christmas because....

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I'm having far to much fun where i am..

I didn't wrap your present because...

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I didn't have any wrapping paper! :eek:

I don't want to drink tonight because...

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i already drank too much this morning

i didnt take a shower today because?.......

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I like the smell of my own natural odour.


I didn't mow the lawn because....

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u haven't got any :)

i don't drink coffee cause

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you never make me any.


I never buy you flowers because..

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you're allergic to them.

I didn't mow the lawn cause...

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Spooky! I asked the exact same question a few moments ago

But anyway....

the lawnmower exploded.

I haven't got any friends because..

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I am extremely shy!!! :shock:


I have no pets because...

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they give work

i have no work cause

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i'm very tired!! :sleeping_

I don't like my job because...

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my job doesn't like me. :evil:

I threw your lunch in the trash because...

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i brushed my dogs teeth with your toothbrush :biggrin:

I get hyper because

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i sleep too much

i haven't eaten cause

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i had no watch so i didn't notice the lunch time!!!

I couldn't sleep last night because...

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it was so hot!!

i couldn't call u lastnnight 'cause

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cause i lost my mobile!!

I can't go out with u tomorrow because...