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I have a lot of hair! :P

I kill butterflies because...

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I wear sneakers

I didn't buy you lunch today because...

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You told me you didn't eat lunch every other Tuesday.

I didn't go to exercise class because...

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it's way too much...even for an athletic

I have an enjoyment when I fire people because...

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it gives me power way beyond my control

I got fired today because...

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I tried making my male boss wearing a skirt.



I threw a banana out the window because...

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I enjoy rock music

I watch a romance movie and fell asleep after 10 minutes because...

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if not, we're doomed

the theory of relativity is complex because...

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people like you

I don't have a lot of profile comments because...

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you are a complex person people are still trying to understand.

I didn't close the garage door because...

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Mustang Sally is white.


I'm hungry because...

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I can't get past level 38.

I don't believe Michael Vick because...

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it's not your birthday yet.

I haven't got a Hummer because...

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Because of global warming.


My back hurts because...

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you do too many backflips.

My nail varnish is always chipped because...

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(I might be mistaken, but some of the things in this thread don't really fit under 'Excuses Not To....!')

I couldn't think of anything else to do.

I didn't make my bed today because...

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he looked like he was sleeping.

I didn't drink the whole case of beer because...

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I am really a herring (red or not...)

I will not do the dishes today, because....

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I used paper plates and cups, and plastic silverware.

I didn't do the laundry because .......

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I'm wearing plastic clothes that I discard after using them once.


I didn't eat today at all because...

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I took sleeping pills and slept the day away.

I didn't mow the lawn today because .......

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My neighbour's is greener, so why bother?


I didn't sleep today because.....

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I drank WAY too much coffee.

I didn't work today because .......

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it was Sunday, and I did spend all my time doing things that I like...

I didn't prepare dinner today, because...

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my phone works just fine so I ordered out.

I didn't tie my shoes today because...

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...I stayed in bed, catching up with five weeks of sleep loss...

I stayed indoors all day, because....

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You got snowed in!

I had to pay my bills today because .....

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.. the debt collectors were at the door with a moving truck to take all my stuff away.

I could not help with the shopping today, because...

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You were breaking the "world midnight scream record"...:lah:
:silly:

Despite the nice weather, I cannot work in my garden today, because..

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they are universally good

I'm allergic to peanuts because...

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some doctor said so.

I can't fight the power anymore because...

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the power is starting to fight bake. that and its meatloaf night. lol.

i can't itch my nose becuse...

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I am busy typing in the answer to the previous post :rotfl:

I can't go to sleep because...

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I have insomnia

I have insomnia because...

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I seem to be glued to the computer (and Nordinho)

I don't like equations because...

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... life doesn't always add up like this.

I never watch tv because ...

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I don't have one :tongue:

I like cats because...

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I was a cat in a former life :biggrin:

I can't go to that party...

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because I have another one! :Party6:

I haven't finished the riddle I'm on because...

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My brain is frazzled.

I broke my diet again because

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I always think junkfood is good for me

I haven't had breakfast because...