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I am actually a fish. Shh! Don't tell anyone!

I didn't catch any fish today beacuse...

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I'm one of those vegans and would never take a fish out of it's enviroment. (not really, I love fish.)

I didn't listen to the radio today because...

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The schedulers have cancelled all my favourite programmes :rant:

I didn't read my email today because...

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my computer exploded.

I didn't play the forum games today because...

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I was being held hostage in my own house by an annoyed alien and couldn't reach the computer. :P

I didn't get my car repaired because...

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it was broken beyond repair...besides I wanted a new car anyway

I forgot to feed your pet while you were gone because...

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the government paid me not to say anything

I showed everyone a fake UFO to get a profit because...

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people will believe anything they read in the tabloids.

I left the windows open during the storm because...

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I felt your place needed to be clean so I send some water

I stalked you for six months because...

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I was just a little bored.


I woke up at 8pm today because...

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my alarm clock woke me up twelve hours late.

I didn't have any vitamin C today because...

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I hate the let her see (sounds like letter C... not sure why actually).


I didn't listen to music today because...

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my ears had been cuted by the boogeyman.

I'm dressed because...

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Sitting in front of the computer naked isn't my style. :lol9:

I watched soccer on TV today because...

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My internet was down and I had to watch something.

I didn't wash up today, because...

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I am writing a novel. I am eating the pages of great works in the hopes that they will inspire me.

I didn't put on any make-up today because...

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...I don't want to hide any longer.

I did not change the sheets because...

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I'm just too darn lazy and they could last one more week.

I didn't fill out the application correctly because...

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I don't really need that silly job!

My keyboard seems not working well today because...

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I spilled coffee over it :shock:

I spilled coffee over my keyboard because...

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i drink too much coffee, get anxious and need a map to find the bathroom....

I am not going to shower today because....

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He's just eaten the large steak I was going to have for dinner :misbas:

I don't drink a lot because...

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I am addicted to Nordinho and have to go on there all the time!

I missed your birthday because...

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the site rocks!

I protested around your house for a fake reason because...

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I like to watch the neighbors gather and gossip.


I didn't thaw the chicken because.....

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I needed a hammer and frozen chicken works wonders.

I didn't make cereal for breakfast because...

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...is already made.

It's 2007 because...

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...It's 2007 because that is the Gregorian calendar used in the Western World, however, in Ethiopia it's only 1999... hmmm... I would be younger if I lived there, think I will move!!!!!!!! ;)


I have to drink beer regularly because....

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I've fallen deep into addiction

I got into this addiction because...

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I love when the foam touches my lips.

I didn't tell on my friend because...

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He's my friend and nobody ever believes me in the first place.

I was a tiny bit speeding with my car, because...

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Everybody is more :misbas: than me and I can not beat them!

I can not stop singing because ...

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I love singing. lalalalalalala :Sing:

I am spending all my time on Nordinho, because..

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No other site is interesting enough.


I didn't do any trampolineing today because...

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I'm so heavy I'm afraid I might ruin the trampoline.

I'm heavy because

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it provides all that you want and more

I'm constantly bored because...

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you've conquered the world's riddles.

I'm so in love because...

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you're in love with *Agus*

I have a dull life because...

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you spend too much time in front of the computer.

I spend too much time in front of the computer because...

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Someone superglued me to the chair :sobbing:

I keep meaning to get a new computer but haven't because...

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that would mean I would have to seperate from a computer

I can't seperate from a computer because...