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so you could sit around knitting with me :biggrin: *hands spike some yarn*


no really,
so i could learn to knit hats for the homeless



i didn't fill out all that paperwork because...

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*uses yarn to make giant knot for no reason*

...well, because i hate paperwork! :silly:

i messed up ur crossword puzzle because

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i used the boxes to write you a nice poem :inlove: (you didn't notice? :cry:)



i didn't return your email because...

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because my computer was down. :bigcry:

i dropped a bottle of wine because

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My screen emitted a bright white light and the next thing I knew I was in a cyber world. But Im fine now thanks for asking.

I didnt feed your plants because...


EDIT

Oh bugger I was too slow.

Now ive forgotten your thing....

Ugh... because I drank it all?

Oh wait thats not right.

Because I lost the feeling in my hand for a moment.

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i didn't feed ur plants cuz they are old enough to feed themselves. :rotfl:

i ran over your pet flea with my car because

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i didn't see him when i was backing up, he was so small, i'm so sorry :flowers: *looks down at ground*, well, now he's bigger :badgrin:




i didn't fetch you a beer when i got mine because...

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my indentured servitude contract expired yesterday!


I left the dog outside all night because...

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he got sprayed by a skunk. :yuck:

i got u a pet skunk because

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they were out of gerbils...

I bought you a ticket to Greenland because...