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the cable and internet cut out.

I cut the cable and internet because...

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I was feeling angry at my computer

I was feeling angry at my computer because...

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My favorite site wouldn't load.

My favorite site didn't load because...

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the site was down at the time

The site was down at the time because...

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the men in black had it shut down

the men in black were created for this one reason because...

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the movies were utterly a fake and the MIB were just made for just simple reasons

We're always adding "because" after the reason except now because...

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It was an Excuses not to thread

We forgot it was an excuses not to thread because...

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we were too busy on other games

We were too busy on other games because...

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They are really fun games.

I didn't want to get my hair cut because...

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you're Sasquatch...it's natural

I egged you house because...

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You didn't want to go out with my ape-man daughter.

You didn't want to go out with my ape-man daughter because...

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She keeps clogging up the sink....

I stole your couch because...

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I was too drunk to sleep elsewhere

I was too drunk to sleep elsewhere because...

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I had already crashed my car and couldn't go anywhere else.


I didn't show up for the date and couldn't call you because:

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...because I couldn't remember your number

I couldn't remember your number because...

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I had written it on my hand then washed my hands.

I went on a date with someone else instead because...

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I went on a date with someone else instead because he actually showed up.


I did not come to work because...

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...because I wanted a lazy day off.

I was lazy because...

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I was lazy because I am so depressed.

I'm never cooking again because...

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because I have nothing to cook with.

I didn't go grocery shopping because....

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I hate cleaning up the pots and pans when I'm done cooking.

I didn't buy you any Christmas gifts because...

Sorry boheefusjr. I didn't see your last post.

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...because I haven't started shopping yet.

I haven't started my christmas shopping yet because...

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Sorry bo, I didn't see your last post. Please forgive me. ;)

I am too lazy to go shopping.

I am too lazy because...

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I am lazy because I don't enjoy running around.

I need a drink because...

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...because my team is losing the hockey game.

I want to get away from it all because...

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I want to get away from it all because I am tired of hearing all the bad news, I am tired of arguing with family basically I am just tired.


I would like to go on vacation but

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...but I don't have the money

I don't have the money because...

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I don't have the money because I don't have a job.

I'm sorry but I have to

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go and use the toilet and I'll be right back.

I want to go to sleep right now but I can't because...

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I have insomnia problems

I accidentally threw punch on you because...

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I made fun of the way you talk.

I made a fool of my self at the Christmas party because...

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...because you had too much to drink

You had too much to drink because...

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I'm a raging alcoholic and can't control myself around an open bar.

I need an excuse not to get up early because...

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...because I would sleep until noon otherwise.

I sleep in constantly because...

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I'm always tired from too much eggnog

I drink at least 10 cups of eggnog a day because...

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...because it's healthier than coffee.

I won't drink Tim Horton's coffee anymore because...

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...I live in Europe. :silly:

I will not do the weekend shopping because..

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because I hate the crowds ganging up on me!!

I hate to go into work because.....

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there is no rum there.

I hate to do laundry because..

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there is no rum there either.

I hate to have to talk to the boss because...

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his breath always smells like pickles.

I hate walking past his/her besk because