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im having a paddy

i chucked your clothes out the window because...

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they were all ugly and made you unnattractive.

I just burned down your tree in the front yard because...

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It was an eyesore

I smashed all your cds because...

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You have horrible taste in music and so I thought it was time to clean out your collection. :winky:

I tracked mud all over your clean floor because...

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I was helping you overcome your fear of germs

I demanded a restraining order because...

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you got on my nerves.

i got you a toy boat and made us a pic-nic because..

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because i was going to ask you for a brand new laptop in return.

I threw a book at my teacher's head because...

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She wanted to borrow it and I couldn't get it to her anyother way. :)

I borrowed my bosses car without his permission because...

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he wasn't around and i was in a hurry!:sweat:

i bought a live, man eating python and named it monty because...:cheesy:

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it reminded you of Monty Python of course!

I just broke my piggy bank by accident because...

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i was in need of some change.

i need a strong cup of joe with hazlenut and orange-mocha because.....

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because i am pregnant, and i have an urge for something slightly bitter/sour

I wrote your phone number on the truck-stop toilet wall, wih the message "I will do anything, and im willing to learn knew things" because....

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i forgot to take my mediacations and was starting to act crazy again. :)

I was running non-stop around the tree because...

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there was a plaque saying to run around for a surprise

I tried to stop an elephant from charging because...

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i want to test if that "super strength" pills that my doctor gave me is really working.

I took the stairs up to the 100th floor of the building eventhough the elevator's wroking because...

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I really need to exercise

I put sugar in your petrol because....

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Your best friend dared me to, honest! :eek:

I ate your dinner while you were in the bathroom because...

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we had beans for dinner and didn't want you to go back there!

I just ruined your reputation because...

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A voice in my head told me to!

I stuck a peanut up my nose because...

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I though it'd stop you picking it

The icecreams in the microwave because....

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I was drunk last night and I thought I was putting it in the freezer. :)


I forgot to write my name in my midterm exams because...

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I was so foucused on getting down the answers before I forgot them, that I just plain forgot to write it down! :eek:

I hopped on a plane and flew to Timbuktu very suddenly and telling no one because...

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I read in my history book gold was there but there wasn't any more gold :lol9:

I had to shoot my dog because...

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He got bit by a poisonous snake and was in considerable pain. There was no way to save him! :cry:

I set all the alarms to go off at 2:30 in the morning for no reason because...

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i wanted to see if carrots made you see in the dark

It wasn't me that blew up the toilets with a cherry bomb

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Because I was in detention at the time of the crime! :nodder: It had to be someone else! :winky:

I captured a bird and let it fly free in your house because....

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It seemed like a good way to increase the air circulation in your house..


I painted your dog green because....

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I just thought green would be a good color on him! :lol9:

I painted your house Bright Pink when you asked for white because...

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for the same reason you thought I should have a green dog.. :cheesy:


For our first date, I thought it would be a good idea to go to an "All You Can Eat Bean Recipes" restaurant because...

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Because I thought it was best to see you at your worst before we got serious. :biggrin:

I didn't eat anything for 2 weeks straight because...

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I was on a hunger strike...

I just used your credit card number without permission because...

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It was an emergency and I needed to get my car fixed quickly and I didn't have my credit card on me! :eek:

I took the money you had hidden in your drawer for emergencies without asking because...

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I had an emergency on my own and as your best friend, I was hoping you would understand

I just told your teacher something about you that's personal because...

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I thought it had a bearing on your school work that he should know!

:jossun:

I told your boss that you've been coming in late every day because...

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he must know ur assistance

I took the last cookie 'cause..

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it was about to be eaten by ants

I wanted you to get the honey from the honeycomb covered with bees because...

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i got it yesterday :)

i want u to have a new brand car because

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I knew your old car is over 15 years old

I threw a pie at your wife during your anniversary because...

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everyone were doin it!!

i kicked your little dog cause

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someone told me to pick on someone my own size so I did :silly:

I stole a random dog and a random cat and them together in an arena because...

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i was trying to see an animal fight

i wrote to u'r brother in africa cause