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Because I didn't want to pay for the valet parking.

I won't buy an i-pod because...

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you cant change the battery when it runs out.

i was laughing at the lady because...

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the lady was a professional comedian.

I, who was the least likely to win something, won something because...

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I was the only one in the race.

Driving down the street at 3:00 A.M. I couldn't believe what I saw comming....

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...because, you know what crazy tricks your eyes play on you at 3am!


I slapped you then ran away because...

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you look scary when you're angry


I didn't scratch your car.......

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because your car was too nice. Plus, the cops could catch me.

I know someone who is planning to join the army because...

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...he really likes the haircut.

i don't want to meet up with you for lunch ever again because....

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You have terrible table manners! :yuck:

I went searching through all your drawers and found a mysterious tape that I plan to play on the tv at work because...

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it shows the network how good of a worker you are so I'm doing you a favor.

My boss fired me and I sued him and lost because...

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he had a really good reason to fire me; i was stealing office equipment and having an affair with his wife and kept not turning up for work

i'll let you do all my household chores for me, treat you like a slave, and never wash up or hang out the washing again because...

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because thats what marriage is all about baby. Face the facts.


I took your pet mouse out for a joy ride in my model rocket and was surprised when it didnt take well to the re-entry because...

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I thought mice were made to fly to space! :biggrin:

I slashed all the tires on your car and broke your windows when I was supposed wash your car because...

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because you know i have turetts syndrome, and It always hits me when i have a hose in hand.

While teaching your 7 year old son to ride on the lovely little pedigree pony you bought him, I felt the urge to shoot a starter pistol into the poor beasts ear and slap him hard on the flank because....

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you had equinophobia which questions the parents why they hired an equinophobic.

Although I had enough money to get what I want, I felt it's much too little because...

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i'm numerically dyslexic and couldn't count it properly.

i am very sorry, but i'm going to have to wring your neck until your head flops limply from side to side because...

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your neck looks slightly wrong!!!

Dont take the chickens to the dentist tomorrow because...

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Chicken's don't have teeth! :lol9:

I dumped all the liquor you bought for the party down the drain because...

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you promised not to drink and you planned to break that promise. :shock:

I'm going to learn how to make a noose so I can hang myself because...

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when I asked you to make the noose for me, you said no!

I painted your entire body silver while you were sleeping, because . . .

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it made you shine so you were easier to see in the dark.

It never fails when you get started playing tennis you.....

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because that is the only time you dont talk that much!:cheesy:

I would rather wake up at 7 in the morning because

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That gives me the whole day to get things done!

:jossun:

I slept right through my morning meeting even though it was required that I attend because...

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some guy was mugging that poor elder?

My computer froze for an hour before finally moving because....

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i tried to have twenty pages of Notspam running at the same time and the computer couldnt handle so much riddling

I wanted to give you your birthday present, and indeed i bought you one, and booked you dinner reservations at the lovely restaurant, but alas when the day came, i felt the strongest need to pretend i didnt know and didnt even care that it was your birthday, and laughed loudly when you cried at the comments i made about you lookng at least 20 years older then you actually are... because...

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Sometimes you can act like a pompus ass, and today was one of those days. You hurt my feelings with out a care as to what it would do to me. Heathen

My socks don't match and they are the only ones clean

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Because I haven't done any laundry for a whole month!! :eek:

I threw away all my papers even though some may be important because...

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they were about to burned anyway and I didn't want any ashes in case of suspicions. :eek:

People say that my existence is a joke because...

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I have no goals in life and just sit around playing video games all day!

:jossun:

I refuse to get on an elevator even though I live on the 25th floor because...

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...because if I have to hear "I believe I can fly" elevator version one more time....bad..things..happen...not responsible...



I wear a sailor moon costume under my everyday clothes and I don't tell anyone because.....

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Because I'm REALLY Sailor Moon

I don't remember what I did last week because...

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i hit my head hard on the wall and had amnesia ?

I refuse to wear high-heeled shoes because...

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i have hobbit feet and it really wouldn't be pretty. and anyway i'm a man and people look at me funny when i'm in heels.

i haven't done any work all day, even though my boss is sitting next to me because...

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my boss is to busy with the secretary to notice...:lol9:

I have a test tomorrow and I didn't study a bit because...

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i'm lazy

I didn't do my chores because

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i was doing my "homework" ;)

i failed my literature midterm exam because...

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Because I had to save a bus load of orphans from plumetting of a cliff instead of studying

I forgot I had class today because ....

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i thought it was a saturday and we don't have classes on a saturday.


i failed to recognize my father's boss because...

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he was in his casual clothes and only recognized him by his uniform

I just lost a game to the computer by 1 point because...

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I didn't really try my hardest, giving as little effort as possible. :tongue:

I drove for 10 hours one way and then turned right back around drove those 10 hours back home even though I was supposed to stay for a week because...

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when you get to the town, you realize that if you get to close there is a black hole that sucks you to another dimension and you have to battle your way back and by that point (since time passes differently) you realize that thousands of years would of passed and you'd have to make all new friends and it reminded you of the time that you had to move to a new town when you were a kid and how hard it was to make new friends.


I'm lying on the ground kicking and screaming because......