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Re: Excuses Not To....! DANG! I was too slow on the last one (stupid phone call interrupting my Nordinho time), but I like it so I am leaving it... Quote:
those new cameras on the stop lights will ensure that you get a ticket. I laughed so hard that snot came out of my nose when you got fired because... |
Re: Excuses Not To....! Hhmmph.. After wishing my poison ivy spread to my nether regions (and it did btw!) YOU have to ask... Besides... I'm sleeping with your boss. :badgrin: I didn't apoligize for blowing snot out of my nose and onto your shirt because... |
Re: Excuses Not To....! accidents do happen you know!:duckie: Wow you got all these present for me out of the blue just because... |
Re: Excuses Not To....! Well I did feel bad for not giving you my kidney and I figure I won't have long to buy you presents so I better ease my guilty feelings before it's too late... :tongue: I didn't leave you money for your cab ride home, even though I knew you were broke and couldn't pay the taxi driver because... |
Re: Excuses Not To....! ...I like to see you squirm. Oh, I'm so sorry but I had to let your 6 ft python out of its tank because ... |
Re: Excuses Not To....! the huge rat you were keeping escaped and I thought the python would have better luck catching it than I would... I didn't put the lid on your cricket enclosure because... |
Re: Excuses Not To....! It really is inhumane to keep all of those British athletes locked up. And I was getting tired of fetching their ball when they hit it through the "enclosure". I sent your mother that picture of my pimply behind because... |
Re: Excuses Not To....! :lol9: That's not the type of crickets I meant but that certainly paints an amusing picture... your mom blackmailed me into it.. she's into things like that. I didn't put up the missing dog flyers you asked me to because..... |
Re: Excuses Not To....! because I decided I would save a few cents for my Origami class, and well hey.. paper doesnt grow on trees. I grew a large mushroom in your kitchen sink while you were abroad, and when you came back I pointed the finger at your hired help because... |
Re: Excuses Not To....! (I was aware of that Pixiee, but I had been drinking and it made me giggle.) I didn't realize two things: 1. That is one of those illegal "magic" mushrooms. 2. You would meet a DEA agent on your cruise and bring him home with you. Faced with federal pen time, I decided to be a coward. I kick your dog every time you leave the room because... |
Re: Excuses Not To....! thats the only way I can get him to leave me alone before the lipstick comes out.... you really do something about that. I unplugged your fridge this morning and didnt tell you because... |
Re: Excuses Not To....! I needed an outlet to plug in my CD player so I could listen to my "From Justin to Kelly" soundtrack. I haven't showered for a month because... |
Re: Excuses Not To....! Im trying out this new scent everyone keeps telling me about... all natural. Do you think its working? I putt red dye in the shower head because.... |
Re: Excuses Not To....! Carrot Top is my hero. I ate the 3-day old unrefridgerated sausage because... |
Re: Excuses Not To....! I didnt want to get on our date so I was hoping it would make me sick. I am waiting at the end of the street for you with a stick because... |
Re: Excuses Not To....! a gun was too expensive. I formatted the hard drive because... |
Re: Excuses Not To....! Quote:
of all the crap you picked up last time you were net surfing... How many times have I told you not to go to sites like that... :rolleyes: I didn't help you clean out the freezer after it broke because..... |
Re: Excuses Not To....! I had my nails done and i didnt want to spoil them! These sweets are lovely... eventhough they have a really bad shape and look ugly i can see that the taste isnt bad perhaps is because... |
Re: Excuses Not To....! I tasted them once before on a dare and loved them! :winky: I know I sent in an RSVP for your wedding but I can no longer attend because... |
Re: Excuses Not To....! i won on this tv show and i am flying next week to Kuala Lumpur! I am sure it was a lovely wedding but still i thank god i wasnt there because... |
Re: Excuses Not To....! Your crazy cousin, my ex, was there and I never want to see him again! :jossun: I just left you in the movie theater and went home because... |
Re: Excuses Not To....! its time you believe my threads as i told you i was gonna do it if i didnt like the film and you never believed me! take your keys take my pencil take the toilet roll and get out of here because... |
Re: Excuses Not To....! I haven't taken my medication and am making little sense. The toaster told me you liked the toilet roll and my pencil likes you, so the three of you can run off and live in Malta for all I care. The dogs are going to put on an airshow after we have some lunch, so please try to be gone by then as security will be headed up by the vacuum, and I know how well you two get along. I decided to block you from our checking and savings accounts because... |
Re: Excuses Not To....! your a a lazy bum who thinks throwing twinkies at the wall is working... you should at least try to be a jean checker or something. We took some money out of your paycheck because... |
Re: Excuses Not To....! you owe us for that fourteen foot rubber band ball and seventy-five foot paperclip chain. It doesn't matter to us that you are trying to get into the Guiness Book, office supplies are not to be abused. I turned all of your toaster settings to high eventhough you hate the blackened bread because... |
Re: Excuses Not To....! your toast told me they were cold and would enjoy to be warm and toasty so I cranked em up. |
Re: Excuses Not To....! Hey Mags... li'l help !!! |
Re: Excuses Not To....! I'll help her out... Mags would have posted a "because" statement, but failed to because... |
Re: Excuses Not To....! there was a strange messenger at the door claiming to be the servant of Cthulhu, so she was busy googling the name Cthulhu and then later trying to find the strange man to ask him some questions. I would have walked five thousand miles and I would have walked five thousand more, to be that man who walks five thousand miles to be right at your door, but I couldnt be bothered because... |
Re: Excuses Not To....! because I was trying to make a perfect mesh of the Proclaimers, 500 Miles, and Chumbawumba's, Tubthumping and ended up ripping a hole in the space-time continuum which sent me four thousand years into the past to some planet known only as Dweezil. I sent you a guppy shaped balloon because... |
Re: Excuses Not To....! because on the planet Dweezil, the Guppy is worshipped as a God, and its really the only balloon shape I coud buy there. I wore a pair of Aligator skin boots, a shark skin tie, mink earmuffs, a zebra skin bag, white tiger hide jacket, and whale bone (scrimshaw) jewelry to the "protect the animals rally" you invited me to join you to because.. |
Re: Excuses Not To....! my baby seal shoes were stolen. My ivory cufflinks are being repaired. My bald eagle headdress doesn't go well with my white tiger hide jacket, and really didn't fit the "black tie" feel. And, the manatee hide tie and dolphin skin bag I received from that tuna boat captain are getting a bit threadbare and need to be replaced. I am sorry for my rather motley appearance, but I wanted to make an impression on your leftist, tree hugging, hippy friends. I taught your nephew that red is blue, blue is green, green is yellow, and yellow is red because... |
Re: Excuses Not To....! I really wanted him to be so confused when you baby sat him this weekend. :tongue: I didn't meet you at the beach last weekend like I said I would because.... |
Re: Excuses Not To....! the day before I got a nasty skin rash and didnt want people thinking I was a see monster and try to kill me so I just went to the doctor. I let the homeless nasty smelly dog in your house before I left because... |
Re: Excuses Not To....! i wasnt gonna be back ever again... You and me is finished! :thumbsup: you made me eat all these spinach i dont know why perhaps is because... |
Re: Excuses Not To....! It's good for you and you haven't been eating very healthy this week! :jossun: I know we are both married to different people but I kissed you anyway because... |
Re: Excuses Not To....! this man kept trying to get me to hook up with him so I figured kissing you might get him to go away. Unfortunately it didnt work wanna try it again? I stole your car because... |
Re: Excuses Not To....! you stole my hamster. I was in the parking lot at 2am because..... |
Re: Excuses Not To....! I was spying on my boyfriend who was also hanging out in the parking lot at two am I fell down in the middle of the store and didnt get up because... |
Re: Excuses Not To....! I saw dollar signs in front of my eyes I threw my cell phone in the lake because.... |
Re: Excuses Not To....! I was sick of hearing you fuss about how your mom ate your wedding cake and your husband is too fat so when I saw you calling I threw it in the lake. I ate your wedding cake because... |
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