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because i think he met the dog of his life overthere and i didnt want to spoil it for him!

Thats the best you could ever have done for me because...

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I gave you every last penny. I'm not completely broke.

:jossun:

I didn't meet you for lunch yesterday because...

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i was running up and down the stairs to see if i can go faster than the speed of light!


Do you believe in love at first sight because...

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It's really just so hard to believe! :tongue:

I had you literally thrown out of my house because... :jossun:

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you were giving my dog suggestive glances, and quite frankly it makes everyone uncomfortable.


I had to open the box of your personal papers and use them to make funny little paper hats because...


MY 1000th POST :smile: :biggrin: :lol:

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it was Sean Connery's birthday and I forgot to get the party hats. I know that the gift we got him should have alleviated any concerns over this, but I was afraid he wouldn't like the pillow embroidered with the Queen's image.

I threw up in your Volvo instead of the trash can because...

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beacause you were driving around like a maniac and wouldnt stop!




I put super ex lax in the brownies beacause......

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You knew I hadn't been in a while.


I slapped your boyfriends buttocks because

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he wanted to make sure his butt was maintaining its elasticity

I jammed my shoe into your computer screen because....

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because your webcam was making me seasick and it was really the only thing I could of think of to do. In hindsight yes; it was not a good idea.


I threw your camera into the wild Orangutan enclosure because...

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i thought it would like to take some pictures (well things have sure changed in this thread since i last came- wild orangatangs??:lol::lol:)

i don't want to get up now because

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there was a wild Orangutan (note the spelling Rozy :winky:) sitting on my head taking a photo of my bedroom


Three children in halloween costumes stole your car and I just let them because.....

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they were dressed as the Texas chainsaw massacre, Jason and Freddy. I was a little scared to interfere... :blush: I'm sorry.


I didn't wash your car after I borrowed and drove it through the monkey enclosure at the zoo because....

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a monkey stole my wallet and then started laughing at me in a really hurtfull, mocking manner.


I convinced you that continuously staring at the Sun would increase your IQ when I actually knew it would most likely cause irreversable eye damage because.....

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You never watch where you are going anyway so I figured you'd be better off if you couldn't see at all! :eek:

I gave you a pair of dirty socks for your birthday instead of the new DVD player I promsied because... :jossun:

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I dont want you to get me anymore useless presents so you can buy it for me on my birthday!

HAve you ever finished that book because...

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I thought you said that it would take you no more than a day to finish! :)

I haven't called you in over two years because....

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My phone was disconnected and I los my job so I couldn't pay for it.

I lost my job because...

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I spent all my time at work making personal calls on their phone.. :blush:


I didn't tell you about the parking ticket I got when I borrowed your car and I didn't pay it because...

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It wasn't my fault and I thought the government would forget about it after a while!


I shot you in the foot because...

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I thought there was a snake about to bite you, it was actually a twig :blush:


I added you to my msn and then blocked you because......

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i really didn't have anything to say to you

I chose driving my car to Florida instead of taking the bus because...

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i wanted to listen to my new cd i just bought!

All these flies are really beautiful because....

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I swatted them, dried them out and painted them..:lol:


I hid your medicine because...:badgrin:

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hahahahah nice answer i liked it!

your mother was coming and last time she finished it all.

I put my high heals to the pic nick because....

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Because I knew Brad Pitt was going to be there..:biggrin:


I had your pet squirrel stuffed because..

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I thought it would be less destructive that way.. :smile:


I didn't put the lid back on the new tube of toothpaste because...

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because I had stuffed the tube with ground minced beef paste and the lid wouldn't close..

I hid your mobile phone because

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I'm tired of having to share you with it and really rather sick of seeing it attached to the side of your head...


I didn't tell you about the meeting with the bank manager we had because....

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We have been having an affair for the longest time and we had a hotel suite booked, 2's company, 3's a crowd and all that...:winky:


I decided to take you to Mexico and leave you there because..

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Well you were spending all your time with the bellhop and the towel boy... Frankly, I didn't think you'd even notice...


I didn't pick you up from the airport when you arrived back home because....

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I thought you would enjoy riding in a limo more! :biggrin:

I told you that you looked aweful in the outfit because... :jossun:

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I really wanted you to put on the other one that really did make your butt look big...:badgrin:


I cut up all your clothing because...

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All of your clothes were just plain hideous! You need to go shopping for new clothes and it was the only way I knew you would! :)

:jossun:

I "borrowed" all 20 pairs of your shoes because...

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the high school marching band wants to do a "Rocky horror show" performance and they were low on cash


I ate only the baby food and fed the baby on pizza and spam while you left her in my care for the last five days because....

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i`ll be damned that if baby will have a better complexion than me.


I can`t throw the pc mouse on the floor at 7:14 every wednesday evening because

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The old lady down stairs is watching the telly.


I walked in my underware to answer the door......

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because i didn`t want to pay the pizza delivery person.

i gave two thumbs down because

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Because the movie sucked big time.

I like it when men cry because

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well just because I do, I'm just mean like that... :badgrin:


I can't make it to the family reunion because...

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I ve paid so much money and I came last year and it was boring!

I believe that family reunions should be done more often because...