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Because I really think soup is a boring meal


I wouldnt wait for you when the Bear was chasing us because....

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I had food stashed in my pants and I didn't want the bear to eat me or the food!

I didn't clean the house...

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...because I'm not a freaking maid!

I didn't stop the lawn mower before it hit you because...

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I wanted to see the look on your face :biggrin:


I lost the only surviving photo of you Grandmother on purpose because....

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Even after the putting the picture in photoshop and making her look better, it still scared the kids and they had nightmares.

I kept driving after hitting your car because...

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The brakes wouldnt work

i killed all your family because

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because they didnt like my new haircut


I left before the Priest said to us "I now pronounce you Man and Wife" bacause...

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I left before the Priest said to us "I now pronounce you Man and Wife" bacause... i left my cooker on

i didnt have my haircut because...

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I fancy going for the hippy look..

I can't drag myself away from the computer because......

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Nordinho is to darn addicting

I Hacked onto nordinho because

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I was desperate to get my gifts back


I started my own thread on Nord entitled "whats with all this nonsense?" because....

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I just don't understand what all of these people are talking about most of the time! :winky:

I haven't left my house in a week because... :jossun:

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i renovate it and i cant leave people working at my house without being there!

I cant do my job right because...

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No one's explained to me what needs to be done! :)

I can't go out of town this week because... :jossun:

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I bricked up the doors in my house...



I spent all the money in the bank because...

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I spent all the money in the bank because i had a compulsive spending disorder

you no longer have a cat because...

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he gave birth to 3 cute little kittens and now you have FOUR cats!

A very good friend is not talking to me because...

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because he thinks i am deaf


I left your house after watching the kids, without locking the door or knowing where the kids actually were because..

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your mum just came in and they were paying no attention to me!!! :(

Its freezing here but i put on the aircondition because...

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(good excuse harold)

I like to make patterns in the frost on the window


I drank ten bottle of milk and then locked myself in the backyard shed because....

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i wanted to pee and i couldnt reach the toilet upstairs.

Its the bonus season and i cant look at my boss because...

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because the cheap bugger didnt give me a bonus


I only reserved two seats on the plane, knowing full well that your mother and father were coming back from the UK with you because...

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i didnt know that you invited the whole family on our anniversary!!!

I have cancelled my wild night out with my friends on Saturday because...

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hmm a more confusing excuse I have not heard in a while....

any way...I had a goyter on my neck the size of a bowling ball and I felt a little self-conscious...


I couldnt help but laugh when you fell out of the chair and down three flights of stairs and then rolled through the plate-glass window because....

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our next door neighbour was behind the the plate-glass window trying to come in!

I cant take my eyes of you because...

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there is something queer about you and I feel hyponotized!

Although we already have a wedding date, I won't marry him then because ...

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i want to make him a surprise and not show up on the wedding day!!!

I think he still loves even though i broke his plasma tv when he was watching his favourite football game because...

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I think he still loves even though i broke his plasma tv when he was watching his favourite football game because... i have him handcuffed to the bed until he admits to truely loving me

I killed your best friend because...

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because he didnt like my new haircut either...


I let your cat jump out of the car window when she was panicking as we were travelling across the river bridge because....

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... I actually hate cats...

I redrew the plans for your new house because...

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i wanted to add a lift to go to my room!

Oh this is the best present i ever got beacause...

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the last one you gave me was crap


I read all the forum game's rules and still didnt understand how the game works because...

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i was doing some yoga and my head was upside down.

I ate all the chocolate chip muffin you got me even though i promise to keep you the other half because...

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I was just too hungry. I couldn't help myself! :winky:

I didn't send you a birthday card this year because... :jossun:

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i couldnt find the post office!

This place is getting nowhere whatever i do its still the same because...

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im in a room of mirrors

the world is death because

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I'm convinced I live in a parallel universe to the real world and it's going nowhere...:yikes:

I pulled all the feathers out of your cushions because....

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I thought you were allergic... I was only trying to help...


I didn't close the window and the rain wet the carpet because...

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I was just about to but the phone rang and I had to rush of to an emergency at work.....honest:whistling

I broke the heels off of all your high heeled shoes cause....

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I know high heels cause back pain and I didn't want you experiencing any more pain...


I didn't put the toilet paper roll on the dispenser because....

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it was all fiddly and i couldn;t get the dispenser out and then everything fell and then it made a mess and it was awful!!



i don;t want to go to orchestra this saturday because