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you were playing Pirates with some children

I vowed terrible revenge against some guy who thought is was funny to prank me because...

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The prank caused all my hair to fall out.


I cancled my magazine subscription because...

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I like the tabloids better.

I burned my dinner last night because...

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I was watching CSI and it was a really good episode.


I dont want to mow my lawn because.....

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I love watching the wildlife run rampant in my backyard.

I didn't bring my parachute skydiving because...

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My friend said he would bring one for me.

I quickly hopped in my car when he came by because...

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... that way I had the choice between saying: "You're in luck, I just came home" and "Too bad, I was about to leave!".

I did not clean the fungus sanctuary that I call my fridge, because...

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there are some really rare specimens in there.

I would walk five hundred miles because...

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my car has no gas and my bike has a flat tire.

I didn't wash my hair for three weeks because...

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... I needed an airtight alibi (it wasn't me, I've been with my computer, see the time of my post...)

I never posted here before because...