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the sight of blood makes me queasy.


I save old, ripped, worn out tee shirts because....

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I like to use them as muscle shirts. Hahaha, I wish. Probably use them as rags for cleaning.

I like splashing in puddles because...

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I like splashing in puddles because I couldn't do it when I was a child because of my mother!

I like driving the car very slow because...

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I like driving the car very slow because... I don't want to overrun my mother-in-law (:thinking: how sincere is that?).

I would not skip a refreshing beer after a long day working, because...

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my boss was really nice to me today and offered me a big raise today.

I decided to drink from the carton of milk because...

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I could'nt be bothered to wash up!

I did'nt post on Nord today because.....

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I had things to do...

I broke your dishes while I was at your house because...

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I am a raging maniac who hates porcelain combined with Floral patterns,,
I hate shoes that I can't just slip into because....

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they look beautiful but they're too small

I went on a rampage and accidentally got your house on fire because...

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the big bad wolf was coming and I did him a favor so he could save his breath.

I walked the plank because...