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I didn't have any tomatoes.


I threw up in your bed because...

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I was too drunk to get out...sorry for getting it all over you:shock:

I went to the bathroom in the tub because...

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I was drunk during that beer party

I peed on everyone because...s

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Was still drunk and thought they were all urinals

Kept on drinking because...

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it felt sooooooooo good

I drank 20 bottles and haven't passed out because...

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because they were filled with water instead of beer.

So I kept dancing because...

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I want them to think I was man enough for them to think I was drunk

I dumped all the bottles of beer they brought with water even though they might kill me because...

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I didn't want them to think I couldn't drink it all.

I went down to the beer store because...

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so I can buy the beer, and then dump the beer to replace with water

I joined the beer party and caused a bunch of trouble when I should've just avoided it because...

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Beer makes me cause trouble and I'm a sucker for trouble

I avoided the beer party because...