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you're not worth the amount a postcard costs

i ate your piece of chicken when you wern't looking because....

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I wanted to protect you from Salmonella

I let you eat an infected egg because...

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because i wanted to protect you from the virus in the Ozzy and Drix movie

i didn't give you CPR when you were choking because....

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you were choking on a life safer so you were breathing

I stabbed you because...

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because you glued the knife to my hand while i was sleeping, then when you woke me i wanted to slap you for the rude awakening, and well, you do the math

I lit a signal flare in the aisle on your wedding day because...

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I had to warn everyone of the dangers of marriage! :lol:

I wouldn't let you in my house when you came over because...

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you were about to propose to me :lol:

I put a sign up that says "No Commitments" because...

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i really hate the film/band the Commitments.


i said i would marry u when u are 99 because?

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because it will take me that long to pay for the wedding, working at Starbucks doesnt pay much you know


I ate a bag of dog biscuits without realizing what they were, and when you told me, i ate another two bags, as well as a packet of bird seed, because....

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I was really a dog, but the bird seed, I may need to see a vet

I threw eggs at your house because...