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...because with gas prices being what they are I thought driving 10mph under the speed limit would save me some gas.....

I know I said that when you were out of town for 2weeks I'd mow your lawn, get your mail, feed your dog, and basically watch over your house but I didn't quite get it done because.....

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I was running away from your dog that bit me and I fell over the garden hose breaking my leg and hitting my head on the lawnmower.


She slowly walked up the stairs toward the attic because she was sure she heard..

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a ghostly voice inviting her to "come into the attic Laura, I have a surprise for you" sadly it was just her uncle, and his surprises were not normally welcome.

I ate your diabetes lollies because..

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I just wanted to know what they tasted like and they were pretty good so I continued to eat them! :)

I let you continue to sleep all day even though I said I'd wake you for work because...

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you looked so sweet and peaceful sleeping there, and I know you've had trouble sleeping lately...


I didn't clean up that sticky mess in the kitchen because...

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...I don't know what kind of precautions I need to take before touching it.

I smacked your grandmother because...

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...she was choking on her dentures and I'd hope the gesture of saving her life would get me in the will.


You got coal in your Christmas Stocking because....

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for some strange reason, Santa made a mistake.

Actually having a foot in my mouth tasted good because...

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....I dropped jelly on my toes!


..I just need some time to work on me right now. No, no, it's not you, it's me. Really. Your going to go out and meet a great girl that will appreciate you because.....

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You really are a great guy and deserve someone who can give you what I can't.

:jossun:

I know you told me not to go out into that storm, that it was dangerous, but I went anyway because...