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whenever I'm not in a car or something going at least 30 mph will make me puke.

I'm middle-aged and still love cartoons because...

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They are just so fun to watch and remind me of simpler times. :biggrin:

Due to a drought, there has been a ban on watering you lawn but I continue to do so anyway because...

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...I swear I can hear the grass crying.

I made taco salad for dinner because...

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it was the only thing I knew how to do.

My friend fell down a flight of stairs even though he wasn't blind because...

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because he is just uncoordinated, and he was trying to sing and walk at the same time. Idiot

I told you I had to work and couldnt take you to the airport, and when you called for a taxi, I jumped into the taxi before you and left you standing there because...

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I was running so late for work that I didn't even see you standing there! :eek:

I threw away your date book with all of your important engagements in it even though I know you need it because...

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you chated on me and I got my revenge!

I invited someone I know who sings terribly to American Idol as a joke but actually won because...

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because he said Simon Cowell is not a completely oboxious loser, but is in fact talented and genuinely charismatic.

I took you rowing through the same regions of the wilderness in which the movie "Deliverance" was filmed, and told you that it was safe to swim nude, and bath in the open, because....

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I knew that there was no one around for miles and you'd be safe. :tongue:

I deliberately didn't bring your lunch when you asked me to and ignored all of the messages you left asking about it because...

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honestly.. it wouldn't hurt you to skip lunch for a day and I can't get you to watch what you eat any other way....

I really wanted to help you move but I didn't show up when I said I would because..........