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I'm the largest con artist in the world.

I just gave a hobo $10000 because...

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you just won the lottery and found out you have only minutes to live...


I can't make it to my dentist appointment tomorrow because....

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I just realized that I just went to the dentist 2 months ago.

I was adopted by a family of freaks because...

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because you were a freak yourself and they were the only people who wanted you... :hug3:


I haven't adopted any children because....

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I'm only a child myself...well a teenager. :biggrin:


I have'nt eaten that cabbage roll yet because....

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it is totally raw....

I have not cleaned my messages because...

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I'm really lazy:sleep:


I have'nt slept-in for a while because...

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Nordinho gave me insomnia.

I can't hold it in despite the fact I could hold it for many hours because...

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cant hold what?

I cant hold it, despite the fact that i actually could hold it for many hours because I have chosen to sit in a meditative stance for the next two days.


I didnt warn you that your cows were straying very close to my electric fence because...

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Your cows ate my tulips and i wanted payback.


I have never been on a rollercoaster before because.....