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because he is blind, confined to a wheelchair and has a drooling problem. so I thought he deserved it more than you.

I opened the vintage wine bottle you have had in your family for six generations. And poured the contents down the sink, and then played "spin the bottle" with it because....

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I had friends around and we were having such fun, and the bottle wouldn't spin properly because it was full.


I aksed you all to leave the party because...

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My neighbors called the police because we were bing so noisy and I didn't want you to get in trouble again!

:jossun:

I kidnapped a lion from the zoo and let it loose in your neighborhod because...

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I like lions, and I thought it would cheer the neighbours up!


I was invited to Queen Elizabeths 80th birthday Party at the palace...

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because the queen need me to play piano to her grandchildren who are too excited to sleep:joy:


i am not going to shower because....

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I just showered this morning.

My father forced me to do work during the summer because...

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because he is a reasonable man and believes in teaching me to be responible, and to know the value of a hard day's work

I told the truck driver over the CB that he had a flat tire and then laughed hysterically at him when i saw him pull over, and threw a water balloon at him as we drove past because...

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it is april fools day:duckie:

I collect chocolate because....

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you are secretly working for the Sugar Army!

I copied everyone everytime because...

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because i have no mind or talent or ability of my own

I sold you a watch that i found in the gutter, claiming that it was the "lost watch of doctor who" because...