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The Army .... to me despite my age because..
they are desperate to send more young men with bright futures off to war to get killed.

I stabbed your grandmother in the hand with a plastic spoon because...

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you accidentally flipped the handle.

I wasn't active much today because...

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I was just so busy with work that I didn't have time for anything else! :frown:

I didn't leave my house for a week even though I had so much to do because...

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I was too addicted to Nordinho.

Although my computer should be unplugged during a storm, I'm still connected because...

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I am definitely addicted to Nordinho, and can't bear to drag myself away for any reason.

I wore the same clothes for a week because...

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I was too lazy to clean them until now.

Someone threatened to hurt me for no reason because...

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He thought that I had stolen some money from him! :eek:

I set fire to your garage because...

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I was a serial arsonist!

When I went to school, the doors were locked because...

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School ended hours ago and its locked up tight for the night.

:jossun:

I emptied all the water out of your pool when you only asked me to clean it because...

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when you said clean i thought i'd better get in there and scrub it, and i can't breathe underwater! plus the garden needed watering.

i served you raw chicken for supper because....