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because someone jumped in my window with a big knife and I figured they didnt want to be friends so I went to complain about the unfriendly man.


I get nervous when I talk to you because

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you reminded me of my great-grandfather which sort of creeped me out.

The sun made me sad because...

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You are direct descendant of Vlad Dracula


I don't like being called a vampire because...

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that would make me undead.

My tooth suddenly fell out because...

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This guy just walked up to me and slugged me in the mouth! :eek:

I drove my car off of a cliff because...

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because I had no control of my alternate brakes.

I walked right into a storm because...

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I decided I would test my chances of getting struck by lightening.

Im carrying a watermellon around because...

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I wanted to show off my strength.

I almost slipped on a banana because...

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My aweful neighbor thought he was being funny when he dropped it in my path.

:jossun:

I went on vacation leaving all of your windows in your house open and the door unlocked because...

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I had A.D.D. and forgot to close them.

The army to me despite my age because...