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I had to go away for a few weeks. Damn I knew I should have eaten that Lobster and caviar sooner.

I laughed and then cried and then laughed some more, and when I was finished I became very angry when you asked me why because...

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You should have known why since you were the cause! :tongue:

I spit in your face when you walked by because...

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I was just returning the compliment after you spat in MY face.


I didn't tell you that the back of your skirt was stuck in your pants because...

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I thought it was so funny I couldn't stop laughing! :lol9:

I spent the $10,000 dollars you asked me to hold for you because...

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because... well the man said they were Magic Beans and... well... ok I was wrong, how many times do you want me to apologize?

I bought a bag of perfectly good fruit from the market and gave them to you, and upon seeing how happy it made you I quicky declared that the fruit was "not fit for consumption" and threw them onto the train tracks because...

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you simply didn't deserve them after that horrible stunt you pulled on me last month - which I haven't forgiven you for.

I gave the Christmas gift you bought me last year, away to charity because...

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Although I thought it was a lovely thought, I just didn't need any more bright yellow clown pants and so I though someone in need my get more use out of them.

:jossun:

I took all of your sheets and tied them together making a long rope because...

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...you locked me in your room without food or water and I just had to escape, you crazy lunatic!!!

You've got a face on you, that's like a bulldog chewing a bag of spanners because...

(your last comment reply made me LOL!! heehee)

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well heck.. no excuses needed for that one, I was just born that way. And thanks for being so cruel about it :cry:

You were incredibly cruel with your comment about my deranged bulldog face because...

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Well, you always look like that when you get angry about things.

You're always paying me lovely compliments and telling me how beautiful I am because....