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because I saw what Im sure was a UFO flying above, and didnt see the puddle until its too late. Turns out the "UFO" was a helicopter and now I have pneumonia from my little puddle misshap :cry:

I waited for you to cross the road and then just as you were running towards me, arms outstretched, lips pursed for a kiss, I suddenly walked away, putting my arm around the nearest stranger...

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Because you had cheated on me once before and I was trying to make you feel how I felt when I found out. :tongue:

When I left your house this morning and left your door sitting wide open instead of locking the door like you asked because...

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because there was a huge pink dumbo-typed elephant waiting for me to ride his back to go to work!

I cried because.....

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I was feeling really sad and just needed a good cry! :cry:

I was laughing so hard that I cried because...

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I saw something very worthy of laughing at

I burned your proposal dinner and ruined your romantic night with james because...

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because I know all about James and his ways.. and besides, I secretly want you for myself.

I sabotaged the NASA probe photographs, replacing the images of the moon with images of my bum because...

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I thought it was really funny and that everyone would get a kick out of it! :lol9:

I sent a virus out with my email because...

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... I'm the owner of an antivirus company, if there are no virus, there are no antivirus:whistling

I wasn't at home when you came to visit me 'cause...

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I was out basking in the glorious sunshine! ahhhh!!


I met a celebrity recently because....

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I was in the audience of Oprah and they were the guest on that show! :winky:

I threw away all of the food in my refridgerator no matter if it was good or bad because...