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I forgot to go to work because... daylight saving really screwed me up.


I stole the cookie from the cookie jar because...

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I was so very hungry and the cookie looked so good!

:jossun:

I didn't show up for work all month because...

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I didn't show up for work all month because... i hit my head and forgot where i worked

Your car is in new york with a clamp because...

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I sort of borrowed over the weekend and drove up to New York to catch a show on broadway...and I guess I parked in the wrong spot... :sorry:


I haven't called my parents in over a year because...

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because prison only gives me a few phone calls every year, and i need to keep in touch with my bookie

i have only one thing to say to you, and its important, however i cant seem to remember off-hand what it is.... because...

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I crashed my car into a tree the other day and I hit my head VERY hard. I think I have amnesia... :thinking:

My boss gave me an important assignment that I can't complete because...

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I fell down the front steps over the weekend and broke my arm.....


I didn't do your laundry like you asked because....

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because the incinerator seemed the most appropriate place for the "cleansing" of the clothes you gave me.

I sold the last living rare endangered Killi-killi bird to the Guandong Restaurant, knowing ful well its reputation for cooking and serving any type of animal... because

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I am completely broke and needed the money for my rent or I'd be thrown out of my apartment! :eek:

:jossun:

I threw away your winning lottery ticket that you asked me to hold onto for you because...

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because I was scared it would turn you into a greed hungry nasty person

I didn't turn up to you birthday party because